PhiiBear

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he could never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via alohashane)

“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
— The Kite Runner (via rawie)

(via yeahitsgloria)

Cashier: That'll be $17.67

Me: *hands over $20*

Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

“You just like the idea of me. You like the person I present myself under circumstances that I can control. I choose what I say and how I say things. It’s like being attracted to a fictional character in a book. They are scripted and made up. If you think about it, through writings, we all script and make ourselves up. I don’t share the person I become when I am upset. I don’t show you how I look like when I sleep. I don’t tell you about all the times I’ve made someone cry. All the guilty things I’ve done and the bad thoughts I’ve had.”
— Han   (via lovepotion9)

(Source: bitterexistence, via thatoneurl)